Joe Flacco, Alex Smith, Eli Manning
I told you I was back. You didn’t believe. You were all “this blog is dead.” But I was all “WRONG, MOTHERFUCKERS! THIS BLOG IS ALIVE! LIKE TUPAC AND ELVIS!” or something. Anyway, it’s time for all of us to forgive and forget and to start talking about celebrities in the context of sex. This weekend marks the Conference Championships for the NFC and AFC....
Ann Coulter, Glenn Beck, Mark Wahlberg
Greetings fair readers. SEE! This makes two of these this week! So shut the fuck up about my hiatus or whatever. Anyway, before I start talking about how great I am for no longer being too lazy to write a hasty blog about fucking people, let’s get into this thing. So, today’s a pretty big day. You’ve got all these websites (especially wikipedia [which I use quite liberally to...
Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, Derek Jeter
Hello all. You thought I was dead, I bet. NOPE! I was just living on another plane of existence where one never thinks about sex, murder, or marriage. Needless to say, I never had a single thought! But, so anyway, one of them Old Time Family Baseball idiots asked me about guest blogging for their blog-charity event, I am coming out of retirement. Like Michael Jordan, but the second time he went...
Old Time Family Baseball: Announcing the First Old... →
oldtimefamilybaseball: With the holiday season just around the corner and goodwill and cheer in men’s hearts, I am happy to announce that in just under a month, the Old Time Family Baseball Blogathon will kick off. Though many have already donated to charity recently, it’s important to remember that when December ends,… So, ya’ll may I have noticed a lack of activity on my end....